martes, agosto 23, 2005

Ultimo Minuto

Un Muerto Deja Dramático Funeral

Se trata de Mario Enrique Suazo Vildósola. Le sobrevive una viuda, tres hijos adolescentes, dos propiedades (avaluadas en 80 millones), un pastor inglés rapado, una nana puertas afuera, ocho paquetes de cigarrillos John Player Special (modelo 1984, era coleccionista...), un Ford Falcon reacondicionado y 856 láminas del álbum Fórmula 1.
El funeral, en realidad, no fue tan dramático. La carroza fue seguida por un cortejo de 8 autos, además de un bus arrendado a la empresa Jedimar. La caravana produjo dos tacos -Vespucio con Vitacura, Vespucio con Espoz- y llegó con 10 minutos de retraso al Parque del Recuerdo.
Contradiciendo sus últimos deseos, Mario Enrique no fue cremado.
Su viuda explica: "fumaba 3 cajetillas diarias. Se creía Eisenhower. El pelotudo se cremó en vida. La casa quedó pasada a cigarro".

8 Comments:

At 12:51, Anonymous Anónimo said...

jajajaja.

cómo se le llama a esto? Crónica roja? Crónica negra?


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